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Re: Official Religion Thread

Postby DanyeWest » Fri Jul 29, 2016 7:42 am

DanQuinnsKnockoutJab wrote:christians explain your god now

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Re: Official Religion Thread

Postby bwawm » Thu Nov 10, 2016 1:02 pm

^ glad I checked back in for that :biggrin:
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Re: Official Religion Thread

Postby bruins2012 » Mon Jan 16, 2017 7:34 am

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For those regarded as warriors, when engaged in combat the vanquishing of thine enemy can be the warrior's only concern. Suppress all human emotion and compassion. Kill whoever stands in thy way, even if that be Lord God, or Buddha himself. This truth lies at the heart of the art of combat.

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Re: Official Religion Thread

Postby The Smurf » Mon Jan 16, 2017 9:36 am

if u had to guess......(lets assume all Gods exist).. which religion wins and why?
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Re: Official Religion Thread

Postby bwawm » Mon Jan 16, 2017 1:07 pm

Probably the Greek/Roman gods but the Hindu's may take it too-Shiva is liable to fuck some shit right up!
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Re: Official Religion Thread

Postby kusok » Mon Jan 16, 2017 2:15 pm

The Smurf wrote:if u had to guess......(lets assume all Gods exist).. which religion wins and why?



Christian God the Father wins this sheit. Because he got those seraphim and cherubim guarding him. I mean how the F are other Gods gonna fight golden multi head multi winged serpents with celestial unlimited powers and total invincibility, and that's just his royal guard! Even those beings must cover their many eyes with their wings because God shines so bright. The all powerful mighty beings can't even look at God. He is so gangsta that he didn't even bother fighting Lucifer himself, let Michael school his ass instead. Imagine the Christian God is so powerful that he CREATED Satan and the entire Universe just because he felt like it. That;s some leet skills.

I mean imagine all the DNA, electrons, string theory, black holes, galaxies, anti-matter, dark energy, 11 dimensions, Fedor etc. Christian God the father of Jesus just made all that just because he felt like it.
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Re: Official Religion Thread

Postby DanQuinnsKnockoutJab » Thu Jan 26, 2017 11:45 pm

shiva owns all of this
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Re: Official Religion Thread

Postby kusok » Mon Feb 13, 2017 10:02 pm

What if God is just a guy who created a computer program and we are all in it?

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/are-we-living-in-a-computer-simulation/


All this talk about a hologram, never ending numbers etc. spooky stuff.


And what if the guy (God) died?... And we are just stuck here forever.. this can explain why he didn't come back to judge us etc. This also explains how he made everything in 6 days, he just designed a computer program... that explains all...


It doesn't explain Fedor, but that's another topic.
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Re: Official Religion Thread

Postby DeceptaCon » Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:45 am

kusok wrote:What if God is just a guy who created a computer program and we are all in it?

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/are-we-living-in-a-computer-simulation/


All this talk about a hologram, never ending numbers etc. spooky stuff.


And what if the guy (God) died?... And we are just stuck here forever.. this can explain why he didn't come back to judge us etc. This also explains how he made everything in 6 days, he just designed a computer program... that explains all...


It doesn't explain Fedor, but that's another topic.

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