Puff Puff Pass Me The Pen

An archive for original pieces written by Linker's own members.

Re: Puff Puff Pass Me The Pen

Postby Bluntz » Sun Sep 01, 2013 2:21 am

philphan wrote:Championship Teams
MJ and Pippen
Montana and Rice
Gretzky and the puck
Bluntz and Philphan

Champions are born, not bread.
Image
Birds of a feather.


Sweet post bro...so true. And the stuff you said in the other posts...thats some real shit man, Stephen King like. I have thoughts similar to those. :mrgreen:
92-29-2

Bluntz wrote:
Jojo wrote:I'm not even gonna ask you if you're high, because clearly you are :lol: :lol:

(then again, so am I)

This


Bluntforce: 2-0
Team Bets: 3-0
Image Image
Image
User avatar
Bluntz
Red Belt
Red Belt
 
Posts: 2220
Joined: Wed Jul 28, 2010 3:26 am
Accolades: 1st Ever MMALinker Prediction Showdown Winner (Gold), MMALinker Sweet 16 Tourny Champion, 2013 6th MMALinker Grand Prix Champion, First Linker Tag Team Champion (with philphan), Linker March Madness Champion

Re: Puff Puff Pass Me The Pen

Postby philphan » Thu Oct 17, 2013 8:04 am

My Boys
When I was a baby I had my stuffed animals for 'my boys'. They slept with me and kept me safe from the monsters in the closet. I was never complete without me knowing they were safe. As I got a little older they got passed along to someone else and my love began for Transformers and my GI Joe figures. Then they where my boys. I was to old for them to sleep with me but during my free time during the day we watched each others' backs. We fought side by side against many evil enemies. War is hard, but we made it through together. As I became a teenager I had a tight group of friends who where my boys. We played sports together, lifted weights, and chased the ladies. Into college I met a whole new group of guys on the football team. My new boys came from TX, NJ, and FL. They were wild and crazy and always gave me a lot of shit for being 'Corn Fed'. Fuck you Bull Dog, you never turned down any home cooking that my momma brought us. :dine:
Then one day I had a bouncing baby boy, then 3. Then I really found out what it means to have boys. It didn't make me love any in the past less, it just put things into perspective for me. My stuffed animals are long gone by now, my youngest still has my Transformers and GI Joe guys, and I still keep in some contact with my friends and close teammates. They all make up the stories that I tell my real boys. My boys love hearing about all of our fun and hijinks. Most of my stories now are about my own boys. The older they get the more I want them to stay young. We will always be close but the older they get the less time they have to just hang out or play. My boys have always dominated my stories, but now they seem to define who I am. Cheers to My Boys!
I'm so fucking high.
Image
Linker MMA Video Vault
linker-fightpass-video-vault-t134034.html
July fighters- Robert Whittaker, Volkan Oezdemir, Kelvin Gastelum, Aljamain Sterling, Demian Maia
300-0 sig bet record
User avatar
philphan
10th Professional Linker Victory
10th Professional Linker Victory
 
Posts: 18264
Joined: Sun Feb 03, 2008 3:23 pm
Location: On the rug listening to bowling sounds
Accolades: March 2017 & April 2017 MMALinker Fantasy A-Leauge Champion, Linker's first Tag Team Champion (with Bluntz)

Re: Puff Puff Pass Me The Pen

Postby philphan » Sat Jun 28, 2014 3:30 pm

I hate change. I like changing my cloths, don't mind changing my oil, but just hate changes in the routine. I have been trying to change little things lately. It makes be frown now but should lead to a smile in the long run. I always wonder why the change can't be more sex, but then I wouldn't be complaining I guess.
I'm so fucking high.
Image
Linker MMA Video Vault
linker-fightpass-video-vault-t134034.html
July fighters- Robert Whittaker, Volkan Oezdemir, Kelvin Gastelum, Aljamain Sterling, Demian Maia
300-0 sig bet record
User avatar
philphan
10th Professional Linker Victory
10th Professional Linker Victory
 
Posts: 18264
Joined: Sun Feb 03, 2008 3:23 pm
Location: On the rug listening to bowling sounds
Accolades: March 2017 & April 2017 MMALinker Fantasy A-Leauge Champion, Linker's first Tag Team Champion (with Bluntz)

Re: Puff Puff Pass Me The Pen

Postby philphan » Mon Jun 30, 2014 3:50 am

My Linker Will
If things don't happen to work out well for me in August I just want to make sure all of my stuff gets divided up fairly.
Warrior, for all the effort in the Hot Girls 2.0, I leave you my porn collection. :wink: I know you don't need it with all the ass your getting, but someone should look after it. If you really wanted you could send some of it to WCC. Just for instructional purposes. To my good friend JJmankind, I leave my first color changing glass pipe and a big nug. It should help when busting balls in the early hours. Tron, for getting your pump on I leave you my lifting belt. It might be a little big now, but with those shoulders it will be fitting any day now. To my sweet Brick, you can have my laptop and gif collection. You earned it you. Come back to linker you crazy bastard, I miss you. Timber, I'm sure I don't have anything you need. But after hearing your epic Phil Leash story and love for the Dead, I leave you all my ticket stubs. Keep the party going buddy. Double Jo, I know you don't go for any of this touchy feely shit, but after busting on each other so much I can't forget you. You are one of the few who could rock my leather hat correctly. Pfunk, all quacking aside, your a ton of fun in chat. You can have my vaporizer for back up parts and nice nug to put inside. To my favorite bird man M3nik, I leave favorite fishing pole. Use it to catch all of Rusty's fish. I leave Rusty some cream for his balls that got caught in his boat prop. :mrgreen: Pbells, for the new place and the great girl who will cum shortly afterwards, I leave you my dvd collection. I suggest The Big Lebowski of course. Bluntz, my great tag team partner. I leave you my papers and enough weed to keep bets going. If Dread, Rico, or the new boss Danny ever get the belts uploaded, I buy them all a beer. Oh hell, they should all get a beer anyway for giving a shit about this place we call linker. BeachBoy, I know your busy being an ass kicker, but I leave you my Dr. Sues books to read to the girls.
I know I'm forgetting a lot of linkers but I'm kinda stoned. I also know that everything is going to be fine, but I felt like getting it down on paper. Timber, please check it over to make sure it's legal and all. I forget many things but I always remember the fun I have here on linker. So cheers to one and all. :beer: :cig:
I'm so fucking high.
Image
Linker MMA Video Vault
linker-fightpass-video-vault-t134034.html
July fighters- Robert Whittaker, Volkan Oezdemir, Kelvin Gastelum, Aljamain Sterling, Demian Maia
300-0 sig bet record
User avatar
philphan
10th Professional Linker Victory
10th Professional Linker Victory
 
Posts: 18264
Joined: Sun Feb 03, 2008 3:23 pm
Location: On the rug listening to bowling sounds
Accolades: March 2017 & April 2017 MMALinker Fantasy A-Leauge Champion, Linker's first Tag Team Champion (with Bluntz)

Re: Puff Puff Pass Me The Pen

Postby philphan » Fri May 12, 2017 4:20 pm

Pink doesn't stink.
I'm so fucking high.
Image
Linker MMA Video Vault
linker-fightpass-video-vault-t134034.html
July fighters- Robert Whittaker, Volkan Oezdemir, Kelvin Gastelum, Aljamain Sterling, Demian Maia
300-0 sig bet record
User avatar
philphan
10th Professional Linker Victory
10th Professional Linker Victory
 
Posts: 18264
Joined: Sun Feb 03, 2008 3:23 pm
Location: On the rug listening to bowling sounds
Accolades: March 2017 & April 2017 MMALinker Fantasy A-Leauge Champion, Linker's first Tag Team Champion (with Bluntz)

Re: Puff Puff Pass Me The Pen

Postby The Smurf » Mon Jun 12, 2017 6:02 pm

estonian wrote:It's amazing how such old, over used, cliche quotes like "you never know what you had, until you lost it", "time went by fast, it feels like yesterday" are true.

It's amazing because even though we consider ourselves not smarter than the person telling us that, we still consider ourselves smarter or more well aware of our situations at hand. In reality, those quotes / lines have never been more true than right now.

I've always tried to, by always I mean since becoming an adult, live my life to the fullest. Everyday, I tried to spend like my last but without any danger or consequences being there; the feelings are never the same. A kid with cancer would appreciate a day without illness more than I could ever appreciate a day with all of my idols and models from my favorite calendar.

It's crazy to think about the fact that I have always tried to have the upper hand in these situations and it seems like it has never been achievable. Even with listening to elders, it cannot be beat. We have to experience everything first hand to really grasp on to the reality of the situations.

I look back at what I've done since I've turned into an adult, and even if its only been 4 years, it's still feeling like its been just yesterday that everything has happened and at the same time it feels like an eternity. Last year, at this Time, I was living on my own. I had my girl stay with me, I was popular, had two jobs, and much more. Now, I'm living with my parents, jobless, going to school, single and hooking up with my friends friends.

It's just crazy to think about how much changes, yet nothing really becomes different. I'm still the same person but it feels like its been one long lesson, and the lesson hasn't been taught yet.

I'm baked. Peace. Just wanted to let you know, there is someone who is reading these.

:hand2: :hand2: :hand2:
The Smurf
 

Previous