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Re: Jon Jones' B sample tests positive

Postby reasontat2 » Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:56 am

The Midnight Rider wrote:
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The Midnight Rider wrote:At least Jones did not get popped for the worst ped of all time. Marijuana.

Look at Pat Healy. Dude fights Jim Miller high as fuck and wins. Then fails a drug test. Has fought without pot since and has a losing record.



I understand your discontent, but, Jones' positive steroid test is another sign of his downward trajectory. While you may see marijuana (whispering*), is far more dangerous than steroids my good sir, then you would do well to read the literature, uh, I believe the NSAC is consisdring/or has taken the devil's cabbage off of the list.


Weed is the most dangerous substance ever. Ronny Reagan told me that and he was an honest man

Michael Phelps went from an average collegiate swimmer to an Olympic champion only because of Marijuana. Melvin Guillard was on a big win streak in the ufc when he was toking before the fights. After he got caught and could not do it anymore, his career went to hell. Same with Tyson Griffin!!



Then I would concur. Well played sir. I do think they should add ibuprofren to the list as well. It reduces inflammation, making fighters undamageable since there can be no swelling. Plus, no inflamation, means less bulk and virtually making fighters so fast, they are essentially comparable to a human version of the Dodge Exorcist engine.
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Re: Jon Jones' B sample tests positive

Postby BeastMode209 » Wed Sep 13, 2017 12:22 pm

I fucking knew it :lol:

By "knew" it, I'm not talking about Jon Jones.

I'm talking about a new thread with the words "B-Sample" in the home page.

Predictable.

I'm baked and started drinking whiskey at 7am.

Stoner/drunk thought....

Couldn't a TON of our shit be lumped into a just a few threads?

Maybe one of the mods could do a mock thread that takes a couple post from several different threads.

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Re: Jon Jones' B sample tests positive

Postby Taekwondo_Dood » Wed Sep 13, 2017 12:32 pm

Time to test sample C
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Re: Jon Jones' B sample tests positive

Postby anton14 » Wed Sep 13, 2017 1:41 pm

Jones still the GOAT

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Re: Jon Jones' B sample tests positive

Postby thenoje » Wed Sep 13, 2017 1:54 pm

He'd be a good addition to Rizin
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Re: Jon Jones' B sample tests positive

Postby Mr Meow » Wed Sep 13, 2017 2:03 pm

thenoje wrote:He'd be a good addition to Rizin


Yes yes yes. Do it. Yes Yes Yes.

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Re: Jon Jones' B sample tests positive

Postby jblaze » Wed Sep 13, 2017 2:47 pm

reasontat2 wrote:
The Midnight Rider wrote:
reasontat2 wrote:
The Midnight Rider wrote:At least Jones did not get popped for the worst ped of all time. Marijuana.

Look at Pat Healy. Dude fights Jim Miller high as fuck and wins. Then fails a drug test. Has fought without pot since and has a losing record.



I understand your discontent, but, Jones' positive steroid test is another sign of his downward trajectory. While you may see marijuana (whispering*), is far more dangerous than steroids my good sir, then you would do well to read the literature, uh, I believe the NSAC is consisdring/or has taken the devil's cabbage off of the list.


Weed is the most dangerous substance ever. Ronny Reagan told me that and he was an honest man

Michael Phelps went from an average collegiate swimmer to an Olympic champion only because of Marijuana. Melvin Guillard was on a big win streak in the ufc when he was toking before the fights. After he got caught and could not do it anymore, his career went to hell. Same with Tyson Griffin!!



Then I would concur. Well played sir. I do think they should add ibuprofren to the list as well. It reduces inflammation, making fighters undamageable since there can be no swelling. Plus, no inflamation, means less bulk and virtually making fighters so fast, they are essentially comparable to a human version of the Dodge Exorcist engine.

I used to take Ibuprofen every day there are natural anti inflammatory substances that don't put holes in your stomach lining. Even though you guys are trolling marijuana can help some fighters and hurt others. Marijuana is good for inflammation and muscle aches. Allot of people never fully relax so their bodies don't recover.
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Re: Jon Jones' B sample tests positive

Postby tsarlaider » Wed Sep 13, 2017 2:57 pm

Jones could have been the Goat

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Re: Jon Jones' B sample tests positive

Postby reasontat2 » Wed Sep 13, 2017 4:25 pm

Jones sample b posi....


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Re: Jon Jones' B sample tests positive

Postby Taekwondo_Dood » Wed Sep 13, 2017 4:32 pm

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Re: Jon Jones' B sample tests positive

Postby bruins2012 » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:41 pm

Mr Meow wrote:
thenoje wrote:He'd be a good addition to Rizin


Yes yes yes. Do it. Yes Yes Yes.

Dammit sir I love where your head is at. Sir mr sir :tup:



Might as well if he's facing a 4-5 year ban. His career is basically over.

What a bum.


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Re: Jon Jones' B sample tests positive

Postby PBells » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:54 pm

He can always go the RJJ way and get Russian citizenship to keep fighting
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Re: Jon Jones' B sample tests positive

Postby Cornbread Mafia » Wed Sep 13, 2017 10:16 pm

Jones still making history.....First fighter to be stripped of three titles.
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Re: Jon Jones' B sample tests positive

Postby TheMadTitan » Wed Sep 13, 2017 10:18 pm

PBells wrote:He can always go the RJJ way and get Russian citizenship to keep fighting


I'm sure he's tied up in a hefty contract with money tied up, but if he gets 4 years suspension, he might wanna consider cutting his losses here in the states and relocating to another country and draw international talent overseas. I don't know exactly how it works, i'm sure it varies with each fighter contract. I'm sure the UFC has him by the balls in more ways than one to where it would be more beneficial to stay state side.

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Re: Jon Jones' B sample tests positive

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