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***Breaking news on GSP's butt hole***

PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:28 pm
by JTuck34
... it's blown out. By penises.

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"One too many Jake Shields rendezvous at the Canadian homo night clubs it looks like." Said Dr. Steven Rochey, a prominent Canadian proctologist. "It's not my business what these fags do in their spare time, I'm just very glad we caught it early. It could have been much worse. Georges could have been permanently promoted to pitcher instead of catcher, which I understand he prefers."

Dr. Rochey has been the UFC proctologist since the healthcare inception that brought mma out of the stone age as pertaining to medical care. Affectionately named 'Dr. Piss-Butts' by Dana himself, Rochey has proven invaluable in a way that Dana never foresaw. He first became of use to the UFC when their main draw at the time, Brock Lesnar, came down with a butt hole issue himself. "Dr. Piss-Butts is the (expletive)" Dana stated, with a grin. "Everyone loves the guy. If he says no more dicks up the butt, im sure Georges will listen."

As far as if the lack of dicks may affect Georges' next performance in the octagon, White was a bit more reserved with his answer. "I know with guys like Yoel Romero lurking in the shadows at 185, Georges better protect that butt hole. His next dick could be his last. Listen, the guy has money. He is a (expletive) national treasure up there in Canada. Georges is the type of guy, he can do whatever he puts his mind to. Let's just say I'm not worried for Georges' future. I'll tell you that."

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SO, what you ass holes think? Too many penises or not nearly enough? Do people actually care about GSP anymore?

Re: ***Breaking news on GSP's butt hole***

PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:09 am
by Mr Meow
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Seems like a reputable source

Bruins is not going to be happy :lol:

Re: ***Breaking news on GSP's butt hole***

PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:21 am
by hawdrigoh
I heard the problem of blown out butt-hole first started when he looked Anderson Silva in the eye in 2010. The dicks just exacerbated the problem since then.

Re: ***Breaking news on GSP's butt hole***

PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:26 am
by stvgabriel
hawdrigoh wrote:I heard the problem of blown out butt-hole first started when he looked Anderson Silva in the eye in 2010. The dicks just exacerbated the problem since then.

Yea, dicks exacerbate most problems....or so I’ve been told.

Re: ***Breaking news on GSP's butt hole***

PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:37 am
by hawdrigoh
stvgabriel wrote:
hawdrigoh wrote:I heard the problem of blown out butt-hole first started when he looked Anderson Silva in the eye in 2010. The dicks just exacerbated the problem since then.

Yea, dicks exacerbate most problems....or so I’ve been told.

A buddy mentioned to me the other day that your source is reputable so I think we're good :tup:

Re: ***Breaking news on GSP's butt hole***

PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:57 am
by slevin
Only fitting that Bruins' linker nemesis would hate GSP.

Re: ***Breaking news on GSP's butt hole***

PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 2:02 am
by bruins2012
I don’t think it’s from any sort of anal intrusion. It’s mainly due to GSP being the current reigning and defending MW and WW champ and looking to be the FW and LW champ as well, when he faces off against McGoat at 170lbs.

What a legend.

The best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.

- Pillar Bruins2012


:P

Re: ***Breaking news on GSP's butt hole***

PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 2:09 am
by hawdrigoh
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Re: ***Breaking news on GSP's butt hole***

PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:01 am
by TheMadTitan
So this what rock bottom looks like.

Re: ***Breaking news on GSP's butt hole***

PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:13 am
by jblaze
You would think after the BJ Penn fight he would understand the importance of greasing up. In all seriousness gay or not he probably got this shit from taking IBPROFUN for inflammation then they gave him prescription antacids to take and he got ulcerative colitis. This is still just a ploy to fight Mcgregor.

Re: ***Breaking news on GSP's butt hole***

PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:25 am
by DeceptaCon
jblaze wrote:You would think after the BJ Penn fight he would understand the importance of greasing up. In all seriousness gay or not he probably got this shit from taking IBPROFUN for inflammation then they gave him prescription antacids to take and he got ulcerative colitis. This is still just a ploy to fight Mcgregor.

or from taking steroids. You know who else had butt cancer :pointdown:

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Re: ***Breaking news on GSP's butt hole***

PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:46 am
by bruins2012
DeceptaCon wrote:
jblaze wrote:You would think after the BJ Penn fight he would understand the importance of greasing up. In all seriousness gay or not he probably got this shit from taking IBPROFUN for inflammation then they gave him prescription antacids to take and he got ulcerative colitis. This is still just a ploy to fight Mcgregor.

or from taking steroids. You know who else had butt cancer :pointdown:

Gfycat Video - Click to Play



Steroids. Nope. GSP has never failed and will never fail a PED test. I will put my account on the line. Pillars don’t abuse PEDs. We don’t need them since we are already Gods amongst men. :tup:


GSP vs McGregor in 2018.

Re: ***Breaking news on GSP's butt hole***

PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:49 am
by bruins2012

Re: ***Breaking news on GSP's butt hole***

PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:13 am
by PBells
So is this "gonzo" journalism?

Re: ***Breaking news on GSP's butt hole***

PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:22 am
by bruins2012
PBells wrote:So is this "gonzo" journalism?



At it’s finest. :tup:




:P