It's the year 1963. I'm riding a 1968 used corvette. Silver - blueblack, with a red touch on the side. Convertible. The wind is hitting my face like a thousand boobs and I have a big smile on my face.
Suddenly it struck me. I got to see who wins. I need to witness this first hand. Will it work..? The old man said, all I need to do is to get to 88.
I need to reach 88 mph for this.. I switched to 2nd gear and floored my foot on the gas petal. 86... eighty seven. .. 88..
Here i iz..USA....Novermber 12, the year 1993.. Denver,Colorando.. McNichols Sports Arena..
(anyone who doent get where I was going to get - ban yourself and know you are a real fucking casual : ) )
UFC 1 was about to start and i just missed the introduction of Delucia vs Trent Jenkins, the alternate bout of the evening.
Found a good seat* and helped myself feel comfortable with the presence of 3 hotdogs, a coke and a fat joint.(tobacco sprayed with txc,or cannabidiol vape machine aka Nate)
I need to place some bets.
#Gordaue to the finals and lose to Gracie? Check
#Gracie to win the whole thing? Check
#Shamrock loses to Gracie in the semis?Check
#Bonus bet, tooth will fly in the first fight?Check
u get me...? I've seen some things in my time..
*Kimo was sitting next to me in the audience and he was preaching about Hesus and Jesus + Hawai, Brazil and Hunighton Beach. He told me that he is a fighter and he is spying on his competition. He was after Royce and Shamrock.
So I was like.. niiice..So are you like self taught or did your coach come here with you? I was surprized to here that his coach came but he didnt come exactly here or in the audience per sei..
He like.. cummed all over some poor, random skunk's face, after he raped her and wished 'Merry Christmas'..so I guess he willbe coming later, most probably.
I was like .
Wooww..woooww..wooow..WWOOoooOOWW....Duuude..Duude.. Duude!!.What the fuck, man.?
Its the 12th of November and he is wishing people Merry Christmas?..??
What a fag.
Kimo: 'Yea, I know.. He can be weak at times. But he is a good coach to have. Deals well with nut strikes and stuff..