Jeff Monson loses some skin to an average joe !

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Jeff Monson loses some skin to an average joe !

Postby Alumanipastor » Mon Mar 20, 2017 11:47 pm

Jeff Monson fresh off of his Russian citizenship, tries to commie down the reinvigorated Average Joe Murican in this here viddyah !

Probably a repost, if not have a laugh ! Best parts are 0:18-0:24 :lol:

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Postby TFlock » Mon Mar 20, 2017 11:55 pm

Haha that trump fucker is lucky monson decided not to kick his ass
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Postby PainDog » Tue Mar 21, 2017 12:42 am

Given the title of this thread I assumed it was going to be about Monson getting circumcised.
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Re: Jeff Monson loses some skin to an average joe !

Postby upgradde » Tue Mar 21, 2017 8:41 am

Haha this is classic and actually has a golden nugget in it. This shows how one dimensional fighters used to be. Monsoon has always had atrocious stand up and been a savage on the ground. I know this was a brief scuffle but his hand positioning and eyes tell the story. As he moves in his hands are not up and eyes do not remain on target he looks away every time the guy looks like he might throw. Very amateur. He should just put his guard up, rock his head with eyes on target, identify the other guys hand placement and deliver shots to open areas. Boxing 101. For instance if the guys right hand comes out, take it off the guard and return a left hook on same side, he would easily knock him out. Even just a simple two piece. I'm sure his excuse is "I didn't want to hurt him" so he can look tough but I saw panic and a lack of knowledge. He was uncomfortable and any lifelong martial artist would not panic over such a small ruckus. For example how comfortable would he have been if it was a ground fight?
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Postby Shaka Zulu » Tue Mar 21, 2017 10:46 am

^^ Great analysis and I agree to a certain degree. You see Monson with his hands up as he moves in and paw with his left and looks like he had his right hand cocked but some guy grabs his arm and starts pulling him. He could've looked "panicked" because of all the ruckus going on and probably thought more people were jumping in. MMA fighters are still human.
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Re: Jeff Monson loses some skin to an average joe !

Postby Mr Meow » Tue Mar 21, 2017 10:50 am

upgradde wrote:Haha this is classic and actually has a golden nugget in it. This shows how one dimensional fighters used to be. Monsoon has always had atrocious stand up and been a savage on the ground. I know this was a brief scuffle but his hand positioning and eyes tell the story. As he moves in his hands are not up and eyes do not remain on target he looks away every time the guy looks like he might throw. Very amateur. He should just put his guard up, rock his head with eyes on target, identify the other guys hand placement and deliver shots to open areas. Boxing 101. For instance if the guys right hand comes out, take it off the guard and return a left hook on same side, he would easily knock him out. Even just a simple two piece. I'm sure his excuse is "I didn't want to hurt him" so he can look tough but I saw panic and a lack of knowledge. He was uncomfortable and any lifelong martial artist would not panic over such a small ruckus. For example how comfortable would he have been if it was a ground fight?


:lol: :lol: Very true

How the guy ended up with 2 wins and a draw in 3 fights as a pro boxer is beyond me. Purrhaps they were just that bad of boxers or they took a dive :lol:
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Re: Jeff Monson loses some skin to an average joe !

Postby The Smurf » Tue Mar 21, 2017 12:33 pm

Mr Meow wrote:
upgradde wrote:Haha this is classic and actually has a golden nugget in it. This shows how one dimensional fighters used to be. Monsoon has always had atrocious stand up and been a savage on the ground. I know this was a brief scuffle but his hand positioning and eyes tell the story. As he moves in his hands are not up and eyes do not remain on target he looks away every time the guy looks like he might throw. Very amateur. He should just put his guard up, rock his head with eyes on target, identify the other guys hand placement and deliver shots to open areas. Boxing 101. For instance if the guys right hand comes out, take it off the guard and return a left hook on same side, he would easily knock him out. Even just a simple two piece. I'm sure his excuse is "I didn't want to hurt him" so he can look tough but I saw panic and a lack of knowledge. He was uncomfortable and any lifelong martial artist would not panic over such a small ruckus. For example how comfortable would he have been if it was a ground fight?


:lol: :lol: Very true

How the guy ended up with 2 wins and a draw in 3 fights as a pro boxer is beyond me. Purrhaps they were just that bad of boxers or they took a dive :lol:



don frye had no boxing either..??


cause he moves like a drunk as well...


do u perhaps rekkon its brain damage....?...........??


watch monson vs sylvia FastForward...


monson had legit-ish stand up, just T-Rex arms



seriously guys..
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Re: Jeff Monson loses some skin to an average joe !

Postby kusok » Tue Mar 21, 2017 2:23 pm

Monson's opponent here had the power of Trump on his side. Unbeatable.
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Re: Jeff Monson loses some skin to an average joe !

Postby mikalianenkomedov » Tue Mar 21, 2017 3:51 pm

Wait is it not cringeworthy to overanalyze what someone should have done in a streetfight in retrospect anymore? When did that happen?
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Postby DeceptaCon » Tue Mar 21, 2017 4:44 pm

WTF does love trump's hate even mean? :lol: damn Monson that guy stole on him, had the reach and the American Flag on his side.
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Re: Jeff Monson loses some skin to an average joe !

Postby J D » Tue Mar 21, 2017 4:57 pm

lol at these "experts" trying to critique a professional fighter's skills based on a scuffle he clearly didn't want to be in. (Probably because he's a trained fighter would could have ended that dude in a matter of seconds.)
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Re: Jeff Monson loses some skin to an average joe !

Postby DeceptaCon » Tue Mar 21, 2017 5:07 pm

J D wrote:lol at these "experts" trying to critique a professional fighter's skills based on a scuffle he clearly didn't want to be in. (Probably because he's a trained fighter would could have ended that dude in a matter of seconds.)

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