Here’s a weird story from the weekend out of Washington that we missed. According to a story in the Bremerton Patriot, a drunk woman was choked unconscious while driving by a friend of her boyfriend, which would be commendable if he successfully prevented her from committing a DUI. Unfortunately he simply did it to be an asshole. Apparently the trio had been out drinking and the girlfriend was nominated to drive home as she was the least intoxicated of the group. Halfway to her boyfriend’s hous…