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Freak Show Alert: Sean “Big Sexy” McCorkle to Face Mariusz Pudzianowski at KSW 23 in June

(McCorkle’s most recent performance: A first round submission via kimura loss to Satoshi Ishii at IGF – Genome 24 via Youtube user Sohc Honda.) Ladies and gentlemen of the Potato Nation, the creme de la creme of freak show MMA fights has just been booked. No, we’re not talking about Canseco vs. O’Neal or Zimmer vs. Martinez II (the latter of which is as elusive as the great white buffalo). We’re talking about McCorkle vs. Pudzianowski, the SHW showdown years in the making that has finally become a reality. Now, you might be asking yourself, Danga, how is this the aforementioned pinnacle of freak show fights, you good for nothing piece of hyperbolic human garbage? Well first ask yourself the three prerequisite questions necessary to determine any great freak show fight, you cold-hearted son of a bitch. 1. Does it feature a crossover MMA fighter who comes from a flamboyant, unknown, or completely fictitious background? Yes…yes it does. 2. Will at least one of the participants show up to the fight weighing no less than 300 pounds? You bet your fat ass! 3. How about the organization, is it shady bordering on incompetent? Brother, don’t even get me started.

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